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(13) Noted from a {prole} writer in Minneapolis

1/7/26


kristi noem Protest Song

4/4 135 bpm

Key of A Major (or whatever key your protesting heart desires!)


Lyrics:

HEY KRISTI NOEM

(Ooh—Ahh)

I WANNA KNOW

WHY YOU’RE SUCH A CUNT!

(Refrain)


Yesterday’s downtown Minneapolis protesters sang this from their heart and souls as the weather was a paltry 50 degrees on a Friday afternoon.

This is a definite contender for “Song of the Year!”

It’s great to know that the protesters are still going. People are organizing. People of all kinds are stepping up and they got each others’ backs.


Yesterday’s Wins:

•That J6er jake dude that got water-ballooned out of his own protest when his ten nazis ran off and he was eventually saved by a Good Samaritan who was melanated, the very person he was protesting against—anyways, he filmed himself defacing a public monument and was busted by the state and is NOW facing a state felony. Lonely boy…soon about to get much lonelier in jail…again.


•France is banning X and is investigating into fat elon muskrat, potentially uncovering the  full election scheme and his patronage of epstein’s sordid kingdom. Ohh we love details!


•Back in my former home, Iowa—the University of Iowa’s new “Center of Intellectual Freedom” dept was set to begin classes with 32 seats available to [explore the fundamentals of what makes conservatism and maga great.] Only 2 people showed up. Classes to this ass-backwards “school” have postponed their semester indefinitely for “lack of interest.”

I’m glad to see Iowa waking up to what the kim reynolds (another CUNT) regime is doing to them. Vaccines for school children will be on the chopping block for the next legislative session, so is LGBTQ rights safeguards, so I wanna see some Minneapolis energy at the gold-domed statehouse of pure alcoholic, coked out, pedo-lovin’ shit. The time to fight back is NOW Iowa.


As for me, I’ve been working a lot. A lot! I haven’t seen any ice goons yet. But I’m staying vigilant. As of this writing, on my break, a gathering of protesters are holding it down on a busy street. Fuck ice! Stay safe out there AND INFORMED.


(BTW—I found out the kristi noem Protest Song is set to the tune of Bruce Channel’s “Hey Baby”! Classic. :-D Sing away!!!)

 
 
 

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